No, Neil Patrick Harris and his beautiful family are not from Columbia, SC, but I wish they were. And since he has started a whole new newsletter project that, in honor of Father’s Day, shared some classic so-bad-they’re-good jokes this week, I decided to take a closer look at the Art of the Dad Joke - which, let’s face it, takes a certain skill set to pull off. Or not. Which really is the key to the Dad Joke to start with.
The following Dad Jokes come straight from the brain of Dr. Olaf Doogie Horrible himself, and You can subscribe to his newsletter, too, by simply clicking here.
To all the dads, granddads, stepdads, baby daddies, special uncles, and father figures out there, Happy Father’s Day. But most importantly, learn how to tell a joke and how to take yourself less seriously.
Now, are you ready to roll your eyes?
Two guys walk into a bar…you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
My son turned four today. I didn’t recognize him, I had never seen him be four.
Do you know about the king who was 12 inches tall? He was a horrible king but he made a great ruler.
Dad, can you tell me the difference between a grape and a raisin? No sun.
Why do naval ships in Norway have barcodes on the sides? So when they get to port they can Scan-da-navy-in.
Today this guy knocked on my door asking for donations for the local pool. So I went into the kitchen and gave him a glass of water.
What rhymes with orange? No, it doesn’t.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
You’ve heard of Pop Tarts, right? Why aren’t there any Mom Tarts? It’s because of the pastry-archy. - (My Favorite!)
Dad jokes are how eyeroll. (My least favorite!)